The Most Serene Republic of Novaya Pasta Archipelago is a small, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 20 million Novaya Italians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.1%.

The strong Novaya Italian economy, worth 921 billion Ducats a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 46,062 Ducats, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 296,877 per year while the poor average 2,887, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Novaya Pasta Archipelago's national animal is the Hangry Bear, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Novaya Pasta Archipelago is ranked 301,531^st in the world and 55^th in Swabia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -4.47 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.